Today, I feel that both you and I must quench our celebrity thirsts. So I present to you my rundown of the top celebrity stories that have emerged in the past week or so....
1) Billboard Awards 2011: After a four year hiatus, this award ceremony is back. OMG! Errrrm... seriously, did you know that this existed? Because I didn't. It was held in Las Vegas last Sunday and stand out performances were courtesy of : Rihanna dueting with Britney and Beyonce. How did they perform? Like this...
S&M (Remix) Rihanna feat. Britney Spears
Rihanna wows in a white corset and stockings with pretty sexy red locks. She is singing LIVE, have you noticed that? Not one of best vocals of hers but still it is LIVE. Cut to over halfway through and behold yours truly: Ms Spears. She is sitting on a chair with a feather mask on her face, she stands, we observe her in a near identical black corset creation. Oh, hang on, what's that? IS SHE MIMING? Can we all recognise that the voice that sounds like she has a badass sinus infection that has attempted to be pathetically remedied with heavy autotuning? Is that the exact same vocal as the track? Is it? By golly, it is!
Britters you know that I love you as do many others, however, if you fail to sing live our respect towards you is something we regrettably must surrender. 'Til then we wait under this faithful day will come... if it ever will.
As for the dancing... Rihanna and Brit take to their respective poles. Rihanna is better, she's much more polished even if she does undertake quite minimal body popping. As for Brit, even I could do that wiggle thing she does because it's not even dancing. That's saying alot because, as you know, I have physical limitations. Hell, just give me a walking stick and pole. (The stick so I can stand, the pole so I can dance- obviously...) SORTED. You know, I don't mean to brag, but I was fairly good at the Liberty X 'Just a Little' stick rountine. I owned it. Don't know about it now though. My legs aren't as co-operative and I would probably do my back in. That's not good for me... even if I did dress up in latex.
Saying this, however, both Brit and Rihanna are hot. An interesting performance.
Run The World (Girls) Beyonce
YES. Queen Bee is BACK! Her first single from her anticipated release '4'. She gives an amazing performance of this track with her beautifully toned figure, flawless dance moves and effortless singing. No wonder she won a Millenium Award for her contribution to the music industry. She is a true legend. As for the song? I detest it even after listening to it a few times. Nope. I'm surprised it wasn't produced by her husband Jay-Z because it sounds like it could have been. Definitely a Sweet Dreams/ Halo girl at heart.
2) Giggsy revealed as the love rat in the superinjunction scandal: One of the worst kept secrets when it comes to superinjunctions, definitely. He was finally outed by an MP. This was shocking, notably due to the fact that Ryan Giggs is known for being a really professional footballer who stays out of glare of the public eye. Still, I was unaware of who it was until the official announcement was made. Oh dear. This has sparked a huge debate about role of the superinjunction and an individual's right to privacy. Is it right that high profile celebrities can protect themselves in this way, especially with the other party (in this case Imogen) having to take all the backlash? Hmm.
3) Krusty fails to be reunited in Japan: Katy Perry thought it would be a great idea to bring husband Russel to the first show of her California Dreams Tour in Japan. This seemed a lovely idea because as rumour has it their marriage seems to be dangerously on the rocks. (This coming from Heat- it's supposedly down to the long distance aspect of their relationship). However, due to offenses from more than 10 years ago, he was deported just as he touched down. Ah well, better luck next time hey, mate?
4) Fearne Cotton breaks off her engagement: OMG! It's over! Cotton split from her skater boyfriend Jesse Jenkins for GOOD! Maybe this will mean that she will stop presenting every music/ entertainment show in existence, for a while at least...
5) Natalie Cassidy's fiance gets arrested for domestic violence: Also known as Enders' Sonia, Natalie was devestated when her fiance was charged for beating her. That's is really awful because they did look blissfully in love on that reality show they had. Can't remember what it was called. It was on E4 and acted as a pregnancy diary. I didn't realise she was pregnant. I just thought overindulged with the cream cakes. Still, the baby was very cute indeed.
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